siddharthasmama:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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my feminist studies teacher told our class yesterday how when she was a freshman in high school (early 1960’s), her French teacher said “all the ladies need to sit up straight, and close the gates of hell”, referring to them closing their legs. The gates of hell!

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Australian: making my way down town
Australian: walking fast
Magpie: aggressive bird noises
Australian: walking faster
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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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fyspringfield:

Read it. 

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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i held the elevator door open for a boy the other day and he called me beautiful. boys can be really cute sometimes. :)

theawesomeadventurer:

It’s true! Boys are pretty rad when they’re not asking for nudes lmao

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stability:

friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles

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disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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rhyse:

windows phone is a lot like internet explorer when you think about it..

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kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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laughatthestars:

today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.

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