i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
there is literally under 3 months until 2015 and that makes me really scared because all i have done is watch t.v shows the whole time
Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something
A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.
A marching band
Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy
Because of suggestive lyrics
Marching bands are instrumental
The High School Band Can’t Play Fall Out Boy Songs Because The Lyrics Are Suggestive by Panic! At The Disco.
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
this whole post is an emo train wreck and i love it